You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
What’s not so great is that all this technology is destroying our social skills. Not only have we given up on writing letters to each other, we barely even talk to each other. People have become so accustomed to texting that they’re actually startled when the phone rings. It’s like we suddenly all have Batphones. If it rings, there must be danger. Now we answer, “What happened? Is someone tied up in the old sawmill?†“No, it’s Becky. I just called to say hi.†“Well you scared me half to death. You can’t just pick up the phone and try to talk to me like that. Don’t the tips of your fingers work?
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.