Live life to the fullest.
In order to write about life, first you must live it!
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
I'm not going to climb into the ring with Tolstoy.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Never confuse movement with action.
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
That is the greatest fallacy, the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful.
Love is just another dirty lie. Love is ergoapiol pills to make me come around because you were afraid to have a baby. Love is quinine and quinine and quinine until I'm deaf with it. Love is that dirty aborting horror that you took me to. Love is my insides all messed up. It's half catheters and half whirling douches. I know about love. Love always hangs up behind the bathroom door. It smells like lysol. To hell with love. Love is making me happy and then going off to sleep with your mouth open while I lie awake all night afraid to say my prayers even because I know I have no right to anymore. Love is all the dirty little tricks you taught me that you probably got out of some book. All right. I'm through with you and I'm through with love.