The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.