Funny is an attitude.
The devil made me do it.
You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
What you see is what you get.
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.