Favorite animal: steak.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.