Puns are the highest form of literature.
There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up.
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.