During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.