Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
When in doubt, look intelligent.
Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.
The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life.