I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65 I had cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.