Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.
A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
A husband is what's left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.