Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.