Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over, and showing it principally in one place.
I dont care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.