I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.