It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.