I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.