Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.