Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
Love will find a lay.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.