An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.