Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy.'
You haven’t achieved equality until you’re a legitimate target for humor.
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.