I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.