I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.