When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I read in self-defense.
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.