You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
In heaven an angel is no one in particular.