You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.
I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.
Well? Is it true? Did she?" "Did she what?" "You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?
The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.
Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?" "Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.
You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?†Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.†He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.†He backed away from me and into the bookshelf. “I can't read your mind, you idiot.