The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Hysteria is only possible with an audience.
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.
The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
Who you are moment to moment is just a story.
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger.
Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most.
When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.