Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.