Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.
People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.
A country which proposes to make use of modern war as an instrument of policy must possess a highly centralized, all-powerful executive, hence the absurdity of talking about the defense of democracy by force of arms. A democracy which makes or effectively prepares for modern scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
The only completely consistent people are the dead.