Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live.
I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again
Be you wise and never sad, You will get your lovely lad. Never serious be, nor true, And your wish will come to you-- And if that makes you happy, kid, You'll be the first it ever did.
By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.