That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
Inventory: "Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall have till I die: Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
In youth, it was a way I had, To do my best to please. And change, with every passing lad To suit his theories. But now I know the things I know And do the things I do, And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.