If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.