Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
Los Angeles, it should be understood, is not a mere city. On the contrary, it is, and has been since 1888, a commodity; something to be advertised and sold to the people of the United States like automobiles, cigarettes and mouth wash.