Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.
Must be weird for you, having your mom here." "Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad." "Mrs. Casnoff let me install my heart-shaped Jacuzzi in my new dorm room." "Cal," I said with mock astonishment, "did you just make a joke?" "Maybe.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.