Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
I was one of Them: the Strange Ones. The Funny People. The Odd Tribes of autograph collectors and photographers. The Ones who waited through long days and nights, who used other people's dreams for their lives.