Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "watever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen.
There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.