The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
The Heart wants what it wants - or else it does not care
That I shall love always, I argue thee that love is life, and life hath immortality
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?