Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.
It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes. A. Or a shirt. 2. I didn’t bring my keys            A. Or anything really. 3. I’d just left a complete stranger in my apartment.            A. Naked. Whoever said one-night stands were supposed to be simple with no strings attached had clearly never met the disaster that was me.
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."
I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down the track, but I still ran as fast as I could for 25 years.
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny.
A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Touch your customer, and you're halfway there.
I was halfway across America, at the dividing line between the East of my youth and the West of my future.
Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.