So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something? --Z P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind. Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see each other outside our school in a social environment, free of competetiton. I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names. (Translation by Macey McHenry)
My name is Jimmy, but my friends just call me the hideous penguin boy.
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
England produces the best fat actors.
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.