Or perhaps she's just softening me up: she's a Baptist, she'd like me to find Jesus, or vice versa, before it's too late. That kind of thing doesn't run in her family: her mother Reenie never went in much for God. There was mutual respect, and if you were in trouble, naturally you'd call on him, as with lawyers, but as with lawyers, it would have to be bad trouble. Otherwise it didn't pay to get too mixed up with him.
I don't believe man is woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character.
To some lawyers all facts are created equal.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.