To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals