Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
"I must've seen it in a USENET posting"; that's sort of like hearsay evidence from Richard Nixon.
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
No president in history has been more vilified or was more vilivied during the time he was President than Lincoln. Those who knew him, his secretaries, have written that he was deeply hurt by what was said about him and drawn about him, but on the other hand, Lincoln had the great strength of character never to display it, always able to stand tall and strong and firm no matter how harsh or unfair the criticism might be. These elements of greatness, of course, inspire us all today.
Life is not easy. We all have problems-even tragedies-to deal with, and luck has nothing to do with it. Bad luck is only the superstitious excuse for those who don't have the wit to deal with the problems of life.