Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.
It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful, incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility, or the likelihood of giving birth to a dead, blind, or brain damaged baby (even ten years later when she may be happily married).
Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're made you've got to take it up with God.
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.