As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts," probably lost!
You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
You asked me to go out with you. I know you probably changed your mind. But you should know, the answer was yes. It's always been yes when it comes to you.
When people ask me if a god created the universe, I tell them that the question itself makes no sense. Time didn’t exist before the big bang, so there is no time for god to make the universe in. It’s like asking directions to the edge of the earth; The Earth is a sphere; it doesn’t have an edge; so looking for it is a futile exercise. We are each free to believe what we want, and it’s my view that the simplest explanation is; there is no god. No one created our universe,and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization; There is probably no heaven, and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe, and for that I am extremely grateful.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Percy was getting tired of water. If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Poseidon’s Junior Sea Scouts, but he didn’t care.
If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up.
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.