Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
I dont care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
That’s sort of a cliché about parents. We all believe that our children are the most beautiful children in the world. But the thing is, what no one really talks about is the fact that we all really believe it.
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.