I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.