All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
My favorite animal is steak.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.