What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone lucky enough to be unable to read.
The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parents.
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. Hope means hoping when everything seems hopeless.
Nowadays a citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except that the fine is generally much lighter.
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.