Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.