I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.