There are more of them than us.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there.
Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?