The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.